Mosquito repellents don't repel.  They hide you.  The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are 50 years old or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's chewing gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache. 

The Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually that ALL of the Nike workers in Malaysia combined.

Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses.  Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of Mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs......but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older (heartening that isn't it?!)

All polar bears are left handed

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